Hey people, jokes of the day: there once was a indian man whom was very poor. one day a lamp passed by so he rubbed it and out came a jeanie. the jeanie told him that he had three wishes so this was what the indian man replied:"i am poor so i live in a small house, i wish to live in a mansion!!!next, since i am poor no women falls in love with me so i wish to see womens butts every day and every time!!!! last but not least, I wish to be white as many women fall in love with white men!!!" the jeanie answered:" your wish is my command!!" then poof the man was gone somewhere else and guess who he turned into? a toilet bowl because they are white,he lived in a mansion with women living in it so he could see their butts when they did their business!! hahas.... next joke: once upon a time, their lived three princesses that were bored of being princesses so they went to a wizard who said:"you have to run through a maze and at the end you shout what you want to be." the princesses did what they were told and first went the eldest. at the end she shouted brittany spears! and she was brittany spears. next, the second eldest went and at the end she shouted christina aguilera and then she was christina.and then went the youngest but at the end when she was about to shout jalo she tripped over a rock and said:" OH SHIT!!!" and she turned into shit.....hahas signing off, totally antz!!! E.A.N amigos | simply ballet
